蜗居

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老子曾经曰过：“福兮祸之所伏，祸兮福之所倚。”作为老一辈革命家、思想家，他果然有见地。为了挣点儿辛苦钱，我不远万里跑到中东这么个炎热干燥，没事儿就有人惹是生非的沙漠边缘做苦力。在飞机上我就在算，按公司的规定，节假日按当地要求来过。那我的元旦节算是泡汤了，真亏。不曾想，落地仅一周，就得到一个大惊喜，伟大的伊斯兰穆斯林们，要过Eid Holiday啦，这可是一个足足9天的悠长假期。对此，我无法用言语表达我的欣喜，只能在内心欢呼：Eid Mubarak！为啥？这还能为啥，9天，还带薪的！

然后，我选择了看《蜗居》。为什么是它？

第一，我从各个渠道得到的消息，这本小说是本色情读物，根据它改编的电视连续剧是部三级片。
第二，MSN里上海的好友纷纷说，这小说写到心坎里去了。
第三，家里的领导让我给整理一份无删减的小说文本，她好打发时间。
第四，我听说广电总局要封禁这部电视剧了。

看完后，我不得不说，这小说写得，真TM色情，真TM真实。它深刻揭露了以上海为代表的大城市建设的阴暗面，官商勾结，暴力拆迁，夹杂着二奶，小三，婚外情。这些个破烂玩意儿大家都心里有数，但是看这么直白的表达，还是觉得暗爽，难怪有禁播的传言。领导说，市委秘书宋思明和平民女孩海藻之间的爱情很让人心疼，我只能暗暗摇头。小海藻没遇到房子问题的时候，多单纯，连个单球冰淇淋都舍不得消费却依然觉得生活充满希望。直到被宋思明霸王硬上弓后才开始慢慢转变。老宋为什么能轻易达到目的？因为他握有权力，以及用权力换来的财力。达官显贵看上个顺眼的，一上来就“日”后再说，完了施以恩惠，我也相信总会有“日”久生情那么一天的。只是这其中，是真正的感情，还是相互的欲望？海萍说了，爱情就是男人用来骗女人的把戏，要真是个男人，一来先拿钱砸她们，再送上套房子，让她们心灵受伤后有地方可待。如此看来，现在社会，想当个真正的男人，尤其是大城市的男人，不是说你只要带把儿就OK了，门槛高着呢。不过这理论一点儿也没错，我们打小就学政治，马克思辩证唯物主义说：物质决定意识。以前我老听不太明白，现在理论一旦联系了实际，谁都能懂了：没钱没房子，谈个屁爱情。我当初也曾落户上海，当过一段时间的“上海宁”，后又漂在北京，中国另外一个拥有传奇楼市的城市。不过我不像海萍一样对大城市有种莫名的追求，而我家领导有追求但扛不住压力。所以我现在看着这部小说，想想里边提到的两室一厅的大房子，优雅的小区环境，门口有人站岗的“奢望”，只能感叹他们为了80平米还是建筑面积，而不停奔波的艰辛，却无法真正感受到他们的内心。我只能说，有得必有失，That’s it.

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在恪守传统的阿拉伯国家的电台里，我听到了下面这首歌，很黄很暴力，很能体现出石油带给他们的，除了美金，还有开放的文化。（PS：这里石油0.25美金/L，真比水便宜）
配合《蜗居》这部色情剧，倒也合适。

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I wanna love you
Akon featuring Snoop Dogg

convict…music…and you know we a front.

[chorus: akon]
i see you windin n grindin up on that pole,
i kno u see me lookin’ at you and you already kno
i wanna fuck you, you already know
i wanna fuck you, you already know

[snoop dogg]
money in the air as mo feel
grad you by your coat tail
take you to the motel, hoe sale,
dont tell, wont tell, baby said i dont talk dogg
but she told on me, oh well,
take a picture wit me, what the flick gon do,
baby stick to me ima stick on u,
if u pick me then ima pick on you,
d-o-double g and im here to put this dick on you,
i’m stuck on pussy n urs is right,
wrip ridinin them poles and them doors is tight
and ima get me a shot for the end of the night
cuz pussy is pussy and baby ur pussy for life.
[chorus: akon]
i see you windin n grindin up on that pole,
i kno u see me lookin’ at you and you already kno
i wanna fuck you, you already know
i wanna fuck you, you already know

shorty i can see u aint lonely
handfull of niggas n they all got cheese,
so u lookin at me now whats it gonna be
just another tease far as i can see,
tryin get u up out this club
if it means spendin’ a couple dubs,
throwin bout 30 stacks in the back
make it rain like that cuz i’m far from a scrub,
u kno my pedigree, ex-deala use to move phetamines,
girl i spend money like it dont mean nuthin
n besides i got a thing for u.

[chorus: akon]
i see you windin n grindin up on that pole,
i kno u see me lookin’ at you and you already kno
i wanna fuck you, you already know
i wanna fuck you, you already know

[snoop dogg]
mobbin’ through club in low pressin
im sittin in the back in the smokers section (just smokin),
birds eye, i got a clear view,
you cant see me but i can see u (baby i see u),
its cool we jet the mood is set,
your pussy is wet u rubbin your back and touchin your neck,
ur body is movin’ u humpin’ n jumpin’
ur titties is bouncin’ u smilin’ n grinin’ n lookin at me.

girl n while your looking at me
im ready to hit the caddy right up on the patio
move the patty to the caddy,
baby u got a phatty the type
i like to marry wantin to just give u everythin
n thats kinda scary,
cuz i’m lovin the way you shake your ass ,
bouncin’, got me tippin’ my glass,
lil’ mully dont get caught up to fast
but i got a thing for you.
[chorus: akon]
i see you windin n grindin up on that pole,
i kno u see me lookin’ at you and you already kno
i wanna fuck you, you already know
i wanna fuck you, you already know
[chorus: akon]
i see you windin n grindin up on that pole,
i kno u see me lookin’ at you and you already kno
i wanna fuck you, you already know
i wanna fuck you, you already know
girl…

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