蜗居

老子曾经曰过:“福兮祸之所伏,祸兮福之所倚。”作为老一辈革命家、思想家,他果然有见地。为了挣点儿辛苦钱,我不远万里跑到中东这么个炎热干燥,没事儿就有人惹是生非的沙漠边缘做苦力。在飞机上我就在算,按公司的规定,节假日按当地要求来过。那我的元旦节算是泡汤了,真亏。不曾想,落地仅一周,就得到一个大惊喜,伟大的伊斯兰穆斯林们,要过Eid Holiday啦,这可是一个足足9天的悠长假期。对此,我无法用言语表达我的欣喜,只能在内心欢呼:Eid Mubarak!为啥?这还能为啥,9天,还带薪的!

然后,我选择了看《蜗居》。为什么是它?

第一,我从各个渠道得到的消息,这本小说是本色情读物,根据它改编的电视连续剧是部三级片。
第二,MSN里上海的好友纷纷说,这小说写到心坎里去了。
第三,家里的领导让我给整理一份无删减的小说文本,她好打发时间。
第四,我听说广电总局要封禁这部电视剧了。

看完后,我不得不说,这小说写得,真TM色情,真TM真实。它深刻揭露了以上海为代表的大城市建设的阴暗面,官商勾结,暴力拆迁,夹杂着二奶,小三,婚外情。这些个破烂玩意儿大家都心里有数,但是看这么直白的表达,还是觉得暗爽,难怪有禁播的传言。领导说,市委秘书宋思明和平民女孩海藻之间的爱情很让人心疼,我只能暗暗摇头。小海藻没遇到房子问题的时候,多单纯,连个单球冰淇淋都舍不得消费却依然觉得生活充满希望。直到被宋思明霸王硬上弓后才开始慢慢转变。老宋为什么能轻易达到目的?因为他握有权力,以及用权力换来的财力。达官显贵看上个顺眼的,一上来就“日”后再说,完了施以恩惠,我也相信总会有“日”久生情那么一天的。只是这其中,是真正的感情,还是相互的欲望?海萍说了,爱情就是男人用来骗女人的把戏,要真是个男人,一来先拿钱砸她们,再送上套房子,让她们心灵受伤后有地方可待。如此看来,现在社会,想当个真正的男人,尤其是大城市的男人,不是说你只要带把儿就OK了,门槛高着呢。不过这理论一点儿也没错,我们打小就学政治,马克思辩证唯物主义说:物质决定意识。以前我老听不太明白,现在理论一旦联系了实际,谁都能懂了:没钱没房子,谈个屁爱情。我当初也曾落户上海,当过一段时间的“上海宁”,后又漂在北京,中国另外一个拥有传奇楼市的城市。不过我不像海萍一样对大城市有种莫名的追求,而我家领导有追求但扛不住压力。所以我现在看着这部小说,想想里边提到的两室一厅的大房子,优雅的小区环境,门口有人站岗的“奢望”,只能感叹他们为了80平米还是建筑面积,而不停奔波的艰辛,却无法真正感受到他们的内心。我只能说,有得必有失,That’s it.

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在恪守传统的阿拉伯国家的电台里,我听到了下面这首歌,很黄很暴力,很能体现出石油带给他们的,除了美金,还有开放的文化。(PS:这里石油0.25美金/L,真比水便宜)
配合《蜗居》这部色情剧,倒也合适。

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I wanna love you
Akon featuring Snoop Dogg

convict…music…and you know we a front.

[chorus: akon]
i see you windin n grindin up on that pole,
i kno u see me lookin’ at you and you already kno
i wanna fuck you, you already know
i wanna fuck you, you already know

[snoop dogg]
money in the air as mo feel
grad you by your coat tail
take you to the motel, hoe sale,
dont tell, wont tell, baby said i dont talk dogg
but she told on me, oh well,
take a picture wit me, what the flick gon do,
baby stick to me ima stick on u,
if u pick me then ima pick on you,
d-o-double g and im here to put this dick on you,
i’m stuck on pussy n urs is right,
wrip ridinin them poles and them doors is tight
and ima get me a shot for the end of the night
cuz pussy is pussy and baby ur pussy for life.
[chorus: akon]
i see you windin n grindin up on that pole,
i kno u see me lookin’ at you and you already kno
i wanna fuck you, you already know
i wanna fuck you, you already know

shorty i can see u aint lonely
handfull of niggas n they all got cheese,
so u lookin at me now whats it gonna be
just another tease far as i can see,
tryin get u up out this club
if it means spendin’ a couple dubs,
throwin bout 30 stacks in the back
make it rain like that cuz i’m far from a scrub,
u kno my pedigree, ex-deala use to move phetamines,
girl i spend money like it dont mean nuthin
n besides i got a thing for u.

[chorus: akon]
i see you windin n grindin up on that pole,
i kno u see me lookin’ at you and you already kno
i wanna fuck you, you already know
i wanna fuck you, you already know

[snoop dogg]
mobbin’ through club in low pressin
im sittin in the back in the smokers section (just smokin),
birds eye, i got a clear view,
you cant see me but i can see u (baby i see u),
its cool we jet the mood is set,
your pussy is wet u rubbin your back and touchin your neck,
ur body is movin’ u humpin’ n jumpin’
ur titties is bouncin’ u smilin’ n grinin’ n lookin at me.

girl n while your looking at me
im ready to hit the caddy right up on the patio
move the patty to the caddy,
baby u got a phatty the type
i like to marry wantin to just give u everythin
n thats kinda scary,
cuz i’m lovin the way you shake your ass ,
bouncin’, got me tippin’ my glass,
lil’ mully dont get caught up to fast
but i got a thing for you.
[chorus: akon]
i see you windin n grindin up on that pole,
i kno u see me lookin’ at you and you already kno
i wanna fuck you, you already know
i wanna fuck you, you already know
[chorus: akon]
i see you windin n grindin up on that pole,
i kno u see me lookin’ at you and you already kno
i wanna fuck you, you already know
i wanna fuck you, you already know
girl…

《蜗居》有16个想法

  1. 我终于发现我们有太多不同了,虽然你说得不多,但心里一切明了,也或许是我说得太多了,自以为是的忽略了你的沉默。多么奇特的我们的组合啊~~~

    1. 呵呵,没必要上火,我就是本着看三级片的态度来看的,所以我的感觉肯定和很多看完后打算走上光鲜的二奶之路的年轻MM不同。

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