老子曾经曰过:“福兮祸之所伏,祸兮福之所倚。”作为老一辈革命家、思想家,他果然有见地。为了挣点儿辛苦钱,我不远万里跑到中东这么个炎热干燥,没事儿就有人惹是生非的沙漠边缘做苦力。在飞机上我就在算,按公司的规定,节假日按当地要求来过。那我的元旦节算是泡汤了,真亏。不曾想,落地仅一周,就得到一个大惊喜,伟大的伊斯兰穆斯林们,要过Eid Holiday啦,这可是一个足足9天的悠长假期。对此,我无法用言语表达我的欣喜,只能在内心欢呼:Eid Mubarak!为啥?这还能为啥,9天,还带薪的!

然后,我选择了看《蜗居》。为什么是它?

第一,我从各个渠道得到的消息,这本小说是本色情读物,根据它改编的电视连续剧是部三级片。 第二,MSN里上海的好友纷纷说,这小说写到心坎里去了。 第三,家里的领导让我给整理一份无删减的小说文本,她好打发时间。 第四,我听说广电总局要封禁这部电视剧了。

看完后,我不得不说,这小说写得,真TM色情,真TM真实。它深刻揭露了以上海为代表的大城市建设的阴暗面,官商勾结,暴力拆迁,夹杂着二奶,小三,婚外情。这些个破烂玩意儿大家都心里有数,但是看这么直白的表达,还是觉得暗爽,难怪有禁播的传言。领导说,市委秘书宋思明和平民女孩海藻之间的爱情很让人心疼,我只能暗暗摇头。小海藻没遇到房子问题的时候,多单纯,连个单球冰淇淋都舍不得消费却依然觉得生活充满希望。直到被宋思明霸王硬上弓后才开始慢慢转变。老宋为什么能轻易达到目的?因为他握有权力,以及用权力换来的财力。达官显贵看上个顺眼的,一上来就“日”后再说,完了施以恩惠,我也相信总会有“日”久生情那么一天的。只是这其中,是真正的感情,还是相互的欲望?海萍说了,爱情就是男人用来骗女人的把戏,要真是个男人,一来先拿钱砸她们,再送上套房子,让她们心灵受伤后有地方可待。如此看来,现在社会,想当个真正的男人,尤其是大城市的男人,不是说你只要带把儿就OK了,门槛高着呢。不过这理论一点儿也没错,我们打小就学政治,马克思辩证唯物主义说:物质决定意识。以前我老听不太明白,现在理论一旦联系了实际,谁都能懂了:没钱没房子,谈个屁爱情。我当初也曾落户上海,当过一段时间的“上海宁”,后又漂在北京,中国另外一个拥有传奇楼市的城市。不过我不像海萍一样对大城市有种莫名的追求,而我家领导有追求但扛不住压力。所以我现在看着这部小说,想想里边提到的两室一厅的大房子,优雅的小区环境,门口有人站岗的“奢望”,只能感叹他们为了80平米还是建筑面积,而不停奔波的艰辛,却无法真正感受到他们的内心。我只能说,有得必有失,That’s it.

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在恪守传统的阿拉伯国家的电台里,我听到了下面这首歌,很黄很暴力,很能体现出石油带给他们的,除了美金,还有开放的文化。(PS:这里石油0.25美金/L,真比水便宜) 配合《蜗居》这部色情剧,倒也合适。

I wanna love you Akon featuring Snoop Dogg

convict…music…and you know we a front.

[chorus: akon] i see you windin n grindin up on that pole, i kno u see me lookin’ at you and you already kno i wanna fuck you, you already know i wanna fuck you, you already know

[snoop dogg] money in the air as mo feel grad you by your coat tail take you to the motel, hoe sale, dont tell, wont tell, baby said i dont talk dogg but she told on me, oh well, take a picture wit me, what the flick gon do, baby stick to me ima stick on u, if u pick me then ima pick on you, d-o-double g and im here to put this dick on you, i’m stuck on pussy n urs is right, wrip ridinin them poles and them doors is tight and ima get me a shot for the end of the night cuz pussy is pussy and baby ur pussy for life. [chorus: akon] i see you windin n grindin up on that pole, i kno u see me lookin’ at you and you already kno i wanna fuck you, you already know i wanna fuck you, you already know

shorty i can see u aint lonely handfull of niggas n they all got cheese, so u lookin at me now whats it gonna be just another tease far as i can see, tryin get u up out this club if it means spendin’ a couple dubs, throwin bout 30 stacks in the back make it rain like that cuz i’m far from a scrub, u kno my pedigree, ex-deala use to move phetamines, girl i spend money like it dont mean nuthin n besides i got a thing for u.

[chorus: akon] i see you windin n grindin up on that pole, i kno u see me lookin’ at you and you already kno i wanna fuck you, you already know i wanna fuck you, you already know

[snoop dogg] mobbin’ through club in low pressin im sittin in the back in the smokers section (just smokin), birds eye, i got a clear view, you cant see me but i can see u (baby i see u), its cool we jet the mood is set, your pussy is wet u rubbin your back and touchin your neck, ur body is movin’ u humpin’ n jumpin’ ur titties is bouncin’ u smilin’ n grinin’ n lookin at me.

girl n while your looking at me im ready to hit the caddy right up on the patio move the patty to the caddy, baby u got a phatty the type i like to marry wantin to just give u everythin n thats kinda scary, cuz i’m lovin the way you shake your ass , bouncin’, got me tippin’ my glass, lil’ mully dont get caught up to fast but i got a thing for you. [chorus: akon] i see you windin n grindin up on that pole, i kno u see me lookin’ at you and you already kno i wanna fuck you, you already know i wanna fuck you, you already know [chorus: akon] i see you windin n grindin up on that pole, i kno u see me lookin’ at you and you already kno i wanna fuck you, you already know i wanna fuck you, you already know girl…